How Not To Get Your Ex Back

Okay, so before I tell you how I got my ex back, let me share with you a couple of things that nearly cost me dearly. I guess you can say I was a real jerk, but I was hurt and angry. So my mind wasn't fully engaged and I did a couple stupid things before I wised up.

One of the first stupid things I did was start calling her cell phone and acting like a jerk. I said some pretty stupid things. Some hurtful things as well. Of course, she said some things back, which made me more hurt and more angry. Finally she stopped taking my calls.

Did I get the hint? Hell no. I started texting her messages. I then started emailing her stupid comments! It's a wonder she even talked to me after that!

The next stupid thing I did was to call her Cousin and tell her why Virginia and I were fighting. I'd forgot that Virginia and her Cousin had never got along very well to begin with. Virginia always said that her Cousin was jealous of her. So when I called her Cousin, she started flirting with me over the phone! Geez, I guess she thought that she could take advantage of me in my situation. And buddy, if you could see her Cousin, you know that I had to think about it more than once. She's S-M-O-K-I-N-G H-O-T!!!

But somehow I resisted. Well, she then goes on to call Virginia and tell her that I had called her. What she didn't tell Virginia is the real reason I called. So I get a call at 3 a.m. from Virginia saying that if I wanted her Cousin so bad, that I could have her! (again, I'm seriously thinking about it!!!)

I try and explain to Virginia the reason I called her Cousin was so that she could tell her that there was nothing going on. But damn, that backfired!

Somehow I was able to put a seed of doubt in Virginia's head. I knew that she knew that her Cousin was up to know good. At least, I hoped she knew.

Another stupid thing I did that could have prevented me from getting my ex back is that I called her at work trying to force her to talk to me. From what I heard, I got her into trouble. Boy, it must be true love that she even thought about talking to me after that! I'm surprised that the words "Restrainer Order" didn't come out of her or her Bosses mouth. By the way, her Boss is an older woman about 45 who is also SMOKIN HOT!

Oh why must I be surrounded by hot women!

This went on for about 3 or 4 days before I wised up, chilled out and started thinking things through. I then turned to my friend, Buddy. Buddy is a real player. A smooth talker. Most women don't stand a chance when Buddy zero's in on them. He's that cool.

I've heard women say that Buddy isn't all that good looking, but he's so sweet and charming they can't help their self. It must be true because he can nearly score at will. I've never seen anything like it.

So I called Buddy up and asked him for some advice. I told him my story and like a good friend he sit and listened. I even gave him Virginias Cousin's phone number. I figured he needed something for his efforts! ;)

After I was finished talking, Buddy gave me a good talking to. He pointed out several things that I had done wrong and told me what I needed to do next in order to get my ex back. He told me that after I had done these things, to call him back and he would give me more instructions to carry out.

So I started doing things just like Buddy said.

Buddy said it would take a few days, but that he thought I could get Virginia back. Eventually he proved to be right, but there's a lot in between that made me doubt it once or twice!